In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz out of his Atlanta restaurant, Big Chicken, with the booming declaration, “Don’t come back here, you’re a disappointment!”

“You can’t even get your own family on board,” Shaq allegedly boomed, his voice reverberating off the restaurant’s walls. “You’re supposed to be the next vice president, but you’re getting outclassed by your third cousin from Nebraska in a MAGA hat. That’s embarrassing, man.”