Imagine this: Tom Hanks, the beloved Hollywood actor known for his relatable everyman roles, walks into one of Guy Fieri’s diners, craving a classic American meal. Meanwhile, Fieri, the larger-than-life chef with his signature spiky hair and sunglasses, is behind the counter, ready to serve up his over-the-top flavors.

But what happens next is straight out of a surreal comedy sketch. Fieri, defying all norms of hospitality, approaches Hanks and declares him “ungodly and woke,” deemed unsuitable for the sacred halls of Flavortown. This bizarre accusation seems like an epic oxymoron, especially when aimed at Hanks, who has long been known as Hollywood’s Mr. Nice Guy.